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Why worry? There are only two things to worry about; Either you are well or you are sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about; Either you will get well, or you will die. If you got well, there is nothing to worry about. If you die, there are only two things to worry about; Either you will go to Heaven, or to Hell. If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to Hell, YOU WILL BE SO DAMN BUSY SHAKING HANDS WITH FRIENDS. You won't have a time to worry.
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody woudn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done !