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Izvestno, chto u mnogih yaponcev problemy s chuvstvom yumora.
To est' yumor to u nih est', tol'ko nash oni ne vsegda ponimayut.
Delo bylo v Japan na prieme, organizovannom, es-sno, prinimayuschei
storonoi. Nu snachala, es-sno, natyag, vezhlivye tosty... Gde-to posle
4-oi ryumki sake podhodyat ko mne dvoe solidnyh yaponcev
i pytayutsya delat' komplimenty, mol ya "s igolochki" odet. A odin
i govorit,
chto nu pryam kak agent KGB (interesno gde on ih videl). Ya, chtoby
kak-to vnesti v nash trialog nemnogo neofficioza, rasskazal im anekdot
pro KGB (s borodoi, mnogie ego znayut). Mol, chto KGB-shniku posle
uhoda na pensiyu luchshe vsego rabotat' taxistom, t.k. dostatochno
skazat' passazhiru imya, on(ona) uzhe znaet adres. Odin ia yaponcev
vezhlivo pohihikal, a vtoroi vezhlivo ulybnulsya, posle chego oba otoshli
zakusit'. V konce priema tot, kotory ulybnulsya, podoshel ko mne s
zagovorcheskoi ulybkoi i skazal tiho: "A ya znayu, pochemu on znaet
adres. U nego v mashine skryto vmontirovan computer."
(eto byl vtoroi anekdot).

Na hudoi konec i byustgal'ter - portupeya.
(ne pomnyu, kakoi-to praporschik skazal)

NR - novy russkii
Kazanova - novy kazah

Why worry?
There are only two things to worry about;
Either you are well or you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick, there are two things to worry about;
Either you will get well, or you will die.
If you got well, there is nothing to worry about.
If you die, there are only two things to worry about;
Either you will go to Heaven, or to Hell.
If you go to Heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
But if you go to Hell, YOU WILL BE SO DAMN BUSY
SHAKING HANDS WITH FRIENDS.
You won't have a time to worry.

This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody
and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody
was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but
Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that
Everybody woudn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did
what Anybody could have done !

- Eto kto tam gavkaet?
- S toboi, svin'ya, ne gavkaet, a hryukaet kapitan Zheglov !!!!

Iz vashego saita:
Vashimi uchitelyami budut nositeli yazykov.
(Reklama shkoly in. yazykov)

Nu chto, chto!!! Poidu usatyh bab ebat'!!!
(pervye slova moego druga posle uvol'neniya s raboty)