Стадии ассимилирования, которые проходит русский эмигрант на чужбине:
1. Начинает понимать местный язык.
2. Начинает понимать местные шутки.
3. Начинает над ними смеяться.
Cassidi• 10.02.07 11:12
to shady AK: shady, kak govoryat u vas v Bobruiske, uchy Albanskiy, ili "ubey sebya ap stenu" smerd (chto tebe bol'she nravitsya, hotya na tvoyom meste ya-by ubil sebya "ap stenu", boleye gumanniy way out dlya loha s periferii). A-uzh kak pravil'no pisat' Cassidi, pozhaluysta, sdelay-uzh odozheniye, prosvety - KAK? 38 let tak pisal, i dazhe ne podozreval chto zabluzhdalsya vse ety gody... Uzh snizoydy, obyasny, kak tam u vas v gorode Sasovo, Ryazanskoy oblasty pravil'no pishut Cassidi. A yesly tebya kogda-nibud' pustyat (ili derevyannih nakonets, pod konets svoyey zhizny, nakopish) syuda, obeschayu, pokatayu tebya po Honolulu, napoyu v usmert' i sletayu tebya v LA ili San Francisco, s tseloy kuchey blyadey na podhvate. Vsyo za moy schot. Zapishi, i nachinay kopit.' A poka…uchi Albanskiy. Would love to talk to you some more, but the laptop battery is running out and I’ve plane to catch, so, if you have something else to say (hopefully something brighter and more entertaining than your rap has been so far), please do, by all means, I'd be delighted to read it, for it is rather amusing. Until that happens, (unless you wish to, which I sincerely hope you do, "ubit' sebya ap stenu") UCHY ALBANSKIY (or English, or Jew York "Amehrrhikanskhiy", whichever suits you better, though I've no hesitation to guess which one does). Till then, take care. I'll talk to you again (when and if I've time). Best regards. Ta-ta. Cassidi
shady AK• 10.02.07 03:05
che-to Cassidi slishkom umniy ti, a "cassidy" ne pravil'no pishesh... vot ya i dumayu... kto luche razgovarivaet: lyudi kotorye rodilis' v strane... ili kakoi to mudak kotoriy sebya schitaet slishkom umnym...
Cassidi• 09.02.07 23:44
Da net. 1. Nachinayet ponimat' chto yego Angliyskiy namnogo luchshe i gramotney chem u mestnih aborigenov. 2. Smeyotsya nad mestnimy shutakamy is vezhlivosty chto-by ne obidet' aborigenov. 3. Nachinayet otkrovenno smeyatsya nad temy kto smeyotsya nad mestnimy shutkamy. 4. Chto-by razvlechsya i otoity duschevno idyot na anekdot.ru. 5. Perevodit ponravivshiyesya anekdoty na Angliyskiy i rasskazivayet ih aborigenam. 6. Aborigeny prosto umirayut ot nih i immigrant priobretayet sredy nih slavu yumorista s visochayshim chustvom yumora. 7. Mestnimy shutkamy immigranta bespokoit' aborigeny bol'she ne osmelivayutsya. Ver' tak vsyo i yest' :)