Zakhodit muzhik v magazin mozgov, smotrit, vse akkuratno ralozheno,
vse mozgi po special'nostyam, ryadom tablichki s cenami...
Sprashivaet prodavshchicu:
- Devushka, ya vot chto-to ne ponimayu... Vot tut mozgi fizika - 12
rublei kilogramm, mozgi matematika - 11.50. No pochemu mozgi
filologa stoyat PYATNADCAT' TYSYACH' ZA STO GRAMM?
- Tovarishch, a vy znaete skol'ko nuzhno bylo ubit' filiogov,
chtoby nabralas' dazhe takaya kuchka?