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V molodosti snala amerikanza Zhoru v Kieve.Dzhordzh on. Tepery on stal bolshim amerikanskim nachalnikom.
Tepery on pytaetsya menya sesty, prosto unichtozhity v Germanii. Problema v tom chto v Leningrade my vynosili ego pyanym is gastronoma podval gde hranyat spirtnoe dlya prodazhi. Vy sobiraetesy menya fisicheski unichtozhityamerikanskij nachalnik? ili ocheny unisity?
Habad Kieva vstretilasy v Germ,anii s temi kogo vy v svoe vremya vybrosili is Habad Shota Rustaveli, odin s sedoj borodoj, mama s synom shotlandzy, kakayxa to ryzhaya dama pristavavshaya k moemu nachalniku, kakoj-to muzhik prodavavshij hvosty ne ot toj seledki na basare. V Germanii oni po moemu opyaty pristroilisy v Habad tepery mne negde nochevaty, oni chto-to sdelali s samkami, tepery eto uzhe segodnya tretya nochlezhka .
strannye firmy v Germanii sdajutschie kvartiry oni pochemu-to schitajut sebya gramotnej polizii polizia govorit eto prestuplenie pusty pomenyaet samok sdajutschij kvartiru -oni pochemu hotyat splavity menya v nochlezhku hihi??????
Vodafone sosdal sitichko netzwerkhen konechno v Harkove u madam Grizazuevoj konechno. Prieszhala v Vodafone obyasnyala-glasa morgajut. Ideju vyslushal v magasine Kajser tam gde deshevymi otbivnymi torgujut. Esli najdete moj okochenevshij trup ili na kojke v bolnize so svernutoj sheej v Duesseldorfe-ya prosto sovetskij inzhener svyasi.
povrezhdeniya Vodafone is Germanii v Harkovskojobl Ukrainy i v Negerii-mne eti signaly sosdajut problemy-pochemu ya dolzhna oplachvaty nekachestvennyj proesd v tramvae i metro
ljudi spasite-zhivu v Germanii stala zhertvoj fashisma. On fashist stal nea koleni isvinilsya-tepery voobtsche ot nemzev zhitya ne stalo .Hochu uehaty is strany delajut tak chto deneg ne stanovcitsya dlya otesda
institut Gete(nemezkij )prokljuchen v Kieve i Voroshilovrade nepravilno. Prosila davajte ya proverju ispravyat . Net myy tut krutye. Tepery eti krutye dolzhny mne bolshe molliona, vam tozhe savisit ot strany prozhivania
uvazhaemaya kanzler Germanii Frau Angelina Merkel, ostanovite fashism, antisemitism protiv menya v Germanii,EPLUS, Polizeipresidium Duesseldorf Deutschetelekom prines isvinenia sa antisemitism, u menya saperli kvartiru i ne platyat dolzhniki
ya pomnju Vas po praktike na Kievskom telegrafe otdel elektropitania
byvshij president USA, gospodin Mr.Bill Klinton, Vy byli zhenaty na moej sosedke Tome USSR Kiev, ul.Korotchenko 3 kv 75 zhili tam neskolko let, privodili svoih drusej v chastnosti Mr Jorzh W.Bush mladshij. ya zhila v kvartire 77 vsegda vam pomogala, dazhe na rabotu Mr.Bill Klinton ustroila sejchas v Germanii, i perevesite na zhitelstvo v USA ili Kanadu, ya chitala, chto USA eto bolshaya demokratia vsegda voevavshaya vmeste s Sovetskim Sojusom vo vremya vojny protiv fashistov, v hode sammita 1991 v Kieve Vy prisyvali vsegda byty protiv fashisma i antisemitisma , Vy snimali ofis dlya sebya, Kiev Vladimirskaya 10
Pozhalujsta nemedlenoo satschitite menya ot Germanii, Duesseldorfa,(fashism, antisemitism) ya byla v vashem konsulstve resultata net
uvazhaemyj Gospodin Dzho Kerri, Gosudarstvennyj Sekretary USA-Vy byli u nas v shkole 24Kieva posle
pomogite pozhalujsta. Ya zhivu v Germanii, evrejka po nazionalnosti. Stolknulasy s fashismom. Tepery u menya problemy s kvartiroj i dengami. Pomogite mne pozhalujsta. Nashi otzy vmeste voevali protiv fashisma vo vremya vojny, ya by hotela srochno uehaty is Germanii
Ya obratilasy v konsulstvo USA v Duesseldorfe-oni mne ne pomogli
polizej Duesseldorf, kogda vy posovetovali mne v Kieve prilozhity kljuch ko lbu i shgaty po snegu sneg byl silnyj 50min. moros gradusov 18-20 - ya dumaju v mire proisoshlo 23 avarii avtomobilej s zhertvami, nu u vas i jumor hahahaha
Tyerri de Buffeianor 2 shtuki sakanchivajte begaty po nemezkim damam, vy ljubiteli nemezkih dam ljubite ih bes menya, ladno ? odin is S AGEm, vtoroj ne snaju otkuda, vy zhe russkie franzusy is Kieva uchilisy so Slavikom, posnakomilisy my u nego v kvartire, ya dumala vy pomozhite protiv mobbing, remobbing, vy begaete s damami, zhenitesy. Pri chem ya????????????
stariki vo dvore skasali chtoby vy ushli-oni sami budut rasbiratysya s nemzami, fashistami poyavivshimisya vo dvore-net vy ne ushli?????????????
dyadya is Anglii, ya byla vcchera v konsulstve vashej strany. Tut v Germanii fascism. Mne dali ankety dlya sapolnenia-no ya ne mogu zhdaty tak dolgo. Vokrug menya fashism. U menya problemy s rabotoj, kvartiroj, dengami, pochemu Vy mne ne pomogli do sih por dengami Vy zhe prieszhali k otzu ne ras.
Prochitala v Internet, chto ya is severnoj Ukrainy Tudor
Ukrtelecom Kieva Vladimirskaya 10 u vas ne rabotajut nazionalnye napravlenia-Kiev-Donezk, Kiev-Harkov, Kiev-Zhitomir, Kiev-Chernovzy, Kiev-Odessa, Kiev Uzhgorod, Kiev -Lvov srok remonta 6 chasov , u menya v kvartire pomenyali samki vashi predstaviteli, kogda menya vchera, segodnya ne bylo doma
Kiev Vladimirskaya 10- ATS 2227 Osmolovskaya ukravshaya proekt pozharnoj ohrany dlya 9 stran, zhivutschaya v Germanii ona inzhener avtosala, uchilasy s Majej Rabinoj, Shmatkovoj...
Vera Regir,Sorokina Sarezkaya Vladimirskaya 10 -ATS 240 vse banki Ukrainy, skryvajutschaya chto ona rabotala v Ukraine, v Kieve
Kiev Vladimirskaya 10 ne rabotaet kak sleduet ISDN Ukrainy
email Ukrtelecom ne rabotaet, polagaju chto tehnicheskie problemy ukasannye mnoj v 2 predydutschih email mogut privesti k vsryvu v Harkove, Luganske, otvetstvennyj tehnicheski direktor Ukrtelecom, Politschuk, Osmolovskaya vkljuchennaya i vo Vladimirskuju 8 i 10 tozhe
Valya Kasner is Poltavskoj obl Ukrainy stavshaya tut v Germanii nachalnizej - eto menya tut v Duesseldorfe sedajut vse sluzhby chtoby ne vspomnila gde tebya videla posle avarii na telegrafe
sorry I use english letters kak mne byty dalshe ya napisala to o chem prosili nemzam?
Dear Sirs,
I would like to inform you about the following. I live in Duesseldorf since 2000. In year 1991-92 in Ukraine Kiev Germany shows its bandits and fashists, because Ukraine is the young country and could not stop the crimes of them.
It was explained, that if I visit Germany and meet these persons I have inform Rathause. Now I send you the corresponding information
I have the problem mit Augen, and could not recollect the faces before.
There 2 persons from Sparkasse Duesseldorf,
1 person from Jobcenter Duesseldorf or Neuss.
1 person from Siemens , EPLUS Mr.Dietmar Freitag and his wife
I hope to avoid the problems with these persons in future
Dear Sirs,
I would like to inform you about the following. I live in Duesseldorf since 2000. In year 1991-92 in Ukraine Kiev Germany shows its bandits and fashists, because Ukraine is the young country and could not stop the crimes of them.
It was explained, that if I visit Germany and meet these persons I have inform Rathause. Now I send you the corresponding information
I have the problem mit Augen, and could not recollect the faces before.
There 2 persons from Sparkasse Duesseldorf,
1 person from Jobcenter Duesseldorf or Neuss.
1 person from Siemens , EPLUS Mr.Dietmar Freitag and his wife
I hope to avoid the problems with these persons in future
Dear Sirs,
I would like to inform you about the following. I live in Duesseldorf since 2000. In year 1991-92 in Ukraine Kiev Germany shows its bandits and fashists, because Ukraine is the young country and could not stop the crimes of them.
It was explained, that if I visit Germany and meet these persons I have inform Rathause. Now I send you the corresponding information
I have the problem mit Augen, and could not recollect the faces before.
There 2 persons from Sparkasse Duesseldorf,
1 person from Jobcenter Duesseldorf or Neuss.(fashist)
1 person from Siemens , EPLUS Mr.Dietmar Freitag and his wife
I hope to avoid the problems with these persons in future
proshu nemezkij bank Sparkasse proveryte pozhalujsta ot vas strannye signaly smotryat kak kosly nichego ne delajut,
sashla v drugoj bank-da mne obyasnili chto nuzhno delaty. V Sparkasse tozhe vyiskala odnogo muzhika on soglasilsya sdelal skasal spasibo, tepery on uvolilsya opyaty ta zhe istoria-oni chto dengu vorujt
Nonna s Vetrova 5, Kiev pozhalujsta perevedi mne nemedlenno denygi sa svoi povrezhdenia.
Ya otdala svoe trebovanie k tebe na poluchenie deneg sa tvoe povrezhdenie etsche 4 rasnym ljudyam, oni esli chto predyavyat vmesto menya,
segodnya summa kotoruju ty dolzhna mne perevesti 320000 euro, ne duri ty nadoela svoej negramotnostyju-Mila
oj poslednij anekdot krutaya Nonna rukovodit. Ty posabyla chto u tebya net tepery umnyh rukovoditelej tipa Bort, Valentina Konstantinovna, Liberman, Uhanskij
Nonna hihihihihihihi rukovoditel hihihihihihih. Ne vsdumaj menya udavity so sla
tolko chto prohitala v Internet , chto vo vremya Velikoj Otechestvennoj vojny zhiteli Ukrainy vyvosilisy v Germaniju na rabotu Arbeitsamt . Kotoryj do sih por zhiv i sdravstvuet.
Ego prosto pereimenovali tepery on nasyvaetsya Jobcenter. Delaet tozhe chto v 2004g
Nuzhno chtoby Germania polsovalasy tolko evropejskim sakonom o besrabotnyh
nemez i ukrainzy v borybe sa B2B-stroil turok i nemez vyvel v Saporozhye-chtoby ne platity avtoru proshel mimo skasal pan, avtor otvetil pan eto gospodin. vse
nu vy i zhloby hohly. nemez ponyatno fashist, hohly????????????????????????????
esli poluchitsya sdelajte pozhalujsta priem posolstva Franzii vo Franzii-problema gde-to na ulize po kotoroj trollejbus hodil ot plotschadi Hmelnizkogo vnis na Kretschatik
birzha truda Duesseldorf Germania-jobcenter- v 1997 vy pismenno prisnali v pisme v Ukrainu-chto vy samyj bolshoj bjurokrat v Evrope.
Tepery ya zhivu v Duesseldorfe vy pytaetesy menya sgnoity chtoby nikto ne usnal chto vy samaya silnaya burokratia v Evrope. -e3to zhe nakasuemo
birzha truda v Duesseldorfe-vyhod is sdania v konze dnya glavnyj vhod sakryt-rusunok uksyvaet napravo, no na samom dele idti nuzhno nalevo-neprava birzha truda. 2 chasa iskala vyhod pusty saplatyat nalichnymi i segodnya
soobtschila na birzhu ctruda v Duesseldorfe-chto u nih gde-to v sdanii povrezhdenie po svyasi i gde-to snaruzhi tozhe -oni uhom ne vedut- tut esty gruppirovka fashistov kotorye hotyat 3 mirovuju vojnu tokom-eto navernoe birzha truda Duesseldorf, byla naprimer v Litve nemez vsyali podkljuchilsya k gostinichnomu telefonu-
birzha truda Duesseldorf-vy segodnya vydali mne talon na 20, 5evro-ya probovala ego otovarity eto nevosmozhno-nikto ne mozhet poschitaty summu nabrannyh tovarov-vy sanimaete vremya i prodavza i moe, eto takzhe nepravilno kak narisovaty vtoroj vhod ne sleva a sprava -a tam hodi itschi, ne vsdumajte pozhalujsta ot sosnania svoego vsesilia menya udaavity v blizhajshie dni
ya kogda-to obtschalasy s Vami na kievskom telegrafe, pravda Vy sestra Niny Levitschevoj s telegrafa, is Poltavskoj obl, polka , Nina ukrainka . Vy byli u nas na praktike i chto-to sakorotili u sebya na rabochem meste-ono vsyalo i sgorelo. Tepery navernoe skasyvajutdsya posledstvia toj avarii
oj korova , ya v svoe vremya vypolnila na telegrafe rabotu odna v SSSR.
Pokrutite ponty etsche 2-3 dnya mozhet bufety is vashih kvartir nachnut vyvalivatysya. hihihihihihihihihihihihihoihihihihiihihi oj vseh poluidiotok nuzhno... vo glave s Dubom
Aj da Pushkin, ajda sukin syn, evrei shalom, vivat
etsche Demidenko priglasite, Levitschevu s rodstvennikami, i duru s povareshkoj, nositelya kastrjul s supom on na horoshee mesto pristroilsya
o zhitelyah Lvova glavnoe chto oni potrebovali peredaty im is Ukrainy SONTIKI
-naskolko ya pomnju chelovek 40 is Lvova byli otpravleny v Germaniju v gorod Duesseldorf chtoby otkryty pogranichnyj punkt i programmnoe obespechenie dolzhno byty oformleno u nih. Nochyju sluchilosy chto-to strannoe-posvonili ih roditeli ili vasha meria skasali chto v Germanii silnyj dozhdy pusty pryachutsya v sdanii mobilnogo provajdera oni navernoe chto-to ne to obyasnili ih vsyali na rabotu, no pogranichnyj punkt oni vse taki ne otkryli-teper kosyatsya na menya
-oni kak-to nepravilno govoryat vmesto wie bitte on proisnosit wo bitte eto drugoj smysl, chtoby oni menya ne s`eli
-eti statschivshie dengi sa chuzhie proekty tozhe sdesy-pochemu to soobtschenie o dozhde popalo ne k adresatam a k nim i oni bystrenyko spryatalisy v kakom to tehnicheskom sarae
no poskolku proshel sluh chto tut dolzhna byty graniza, to oni i granizu ustroili v sarae, pravda ne tam???
po moim vospominaniam Vy pytalisy ih is etogo saraya isvlechy, no ras oni graniza oni etsche i otstrelivalisy ot vas?
-naskolko ya pomnju chelovek 40 is Lvova byli otpravleny v Germaniju v gorod Duesseldorf chtoby otkryty pogranichnyj punkt i programmnoe obespechenie dolzhno byty oformleno u nih. Nochyju sluchilosy chto-to strannoe-posvonili ih roditeli ili vasha meria skasali chto v Germanii silnyj dozhdy pusty pryachutsya v sdanii mobilnogo provajdera oni navernoe chto-to ne to obyasnili ih vsyali na rabotu, no pogranichnyj punkt oni vse taki ne otkryli-teper kosyatsya na menya
-oni kak-to nepravilno govoryat vmesto wie bitte on proisnosit wo bitte eto drugoj smysl, chtoby oni menya ne s`eli
-eti statschivshie dengi sa chuzhie proekty tozhe sdesy-pochemu to soobtschenie o dozhde popalo ne k adresatam a k nim i oni bystrenyko spryatalisy v kakom to tehnicheskom sarae
no poskolku proshel sluh chto tut dolzhna byty graniza, to oni i granizu ustroili v sarae, pravda ne tam???
po moim vospominaniam Vy pytalisy ih is etogo saraya isvlechy, no ras oni graniza oni etsche i otstrelivalisy ot vas?
-naskolko ya pomnju chelovek 40 is Lvova byli otpravleny v Germaniju v gorod Duesseldorf chtoby otkryty pogranichnyj punkt i programmnoe obespechenie dolzhno byty oformleno u nih. Nochyju sluchilosy chto-to strannoe-posvonili ih roditeli ili vasha meria skasali chto v Germanii silnyj dozhdy pusty pryachutsya v sdanii mobilnogo provajdera oni navernoe chto-to ne to obyasnili ih vsyali na rabotu, no pogranichnyj punkt oni vse taki ne otkryli-teper kosyatsya na menya
-oni kak-to nepravilno govoryat vmesto wie bitte on proisnosit wo bitte eto drugoj smysl, chtoby oni menya ne s`eli
-eti statschivshie dengi sa chuzhie proekty tozhe sdesy-pochemu to soobtschenie o dozhde popalo ne k adresatam a k nim i oni bystrenyko spryatalisy v kakom to tehnicheskom sarae
no poskolku proshel sluh chto tut dolzhna byty graniza, to oni i granizu ustroili v sarae, pravda ne tam???
po moim vospominaniam Vy pytalisy ih is etogo saraya isvlechy, no ras oni graniza oni etsche i otstrelivalisy ot vas?
Vladimirskaya 8 Kiev podkljuchil iskazhennye signaly k moim rodstvennikam bystro otkljuchil,poshel pod sud, mne ili odnmu is nih odin milliard evro na schet
Tozhe mne diorektor u nih pyaniza Vasyka otsidevshij 2 goda sa pyanstvo i Homik-posmeshitsche vsego Kieva
tozhe kasatelno Vladimirskoj 10 iskazhennye signaly k moim sokursnikam
Vladimirskaya 8 Kiev podkljuchil iskazhennye signaly k moim rodstvennikam bystro otkljuchil,poshel pod sud, mne ili odnmu is nih odin milliard evro na schet
Tozhe mne diorektor u nih pyaniza Vasyka otsidevshij 2 goda sa pyanstvo i Homik-posmeshitsche vsego Kieva
tozhe kasatelno Vladimirskoj 10 iskazhennye signaly k moim sokursnikam
my proektirovali vy posabirali vse dengi sa proekty-dengi sa proekty sebe
Многим знакомым в России претят мои самоуверенность и прямота. Это типичные американские черты. Нас воспитывают быть амбициозными и на все иметь свое мнение.
byvshij amerikanskij zhenih otstany vmeste so svoim bratom
pochemu ya dolzhna terpety brat begaet po Germanii v poiskah kakoj-to zhentschiny Nata, Nato?????
karikatura Бедные чиновники и их богатые жены Tolya, u vas dochka umniza ne vy posmotrev na takogo papashu vsyala uehala, azhenu narisovali nepravilno-vy do nee ne doprygnite,
prochitala o Тима Кукa, tak interesno on sfotografirovan so Stivom Jobs is Apple. Kogda-to my s nim Stivom Jobs sobiralisy pozhenitysya. On u nas byl po prosvitschu rabota. Pomeshal moj davnij snakomyj is USA starshe menya na 11 let tozhe podbivavshij klinya.
Po-moemu sabor pochki eto ocheny slozhno-kogda-to v Ukraine govorili, chto etim mozhet sanimatysya tolko medizina.
Sdravstvujte Тим Кук, kogda-to videla Vas navernoe vosle Kievsoveta s Valej Kasner i ee sestroj Ninoj Levitschevoj (s telegrafa Kieva) . Odna byla u nas na praktike sdelala avariju i sbezhala v Germaniju s perepugu, tam posnakomilasy s fashistami nemezkimi oni ee i spasajut ot nakasania sa avariju.
K Vam nebosy tozhe pristavala-oj pomogite polomku ustranity